This Halloween I decided to become a vampire. In my mind all that required was a set of face paint, a pair of reusable fangs, and a fair amount of vanity.
So now that I am properly attired and have had my fill of preening, the question becomes, what exactly does a vampire do for fun? Perhaps get in a little trouble with the law.
Or perhaps Brazilian firefighters? She actually refused to let herself get bitten. Without consent, this was as close as I could get. The audacity.
Hmm, feeling a tad thirsty. Where can I get a good drink around here?
Luckily for me, there were an abundance of nurses out that night. In easily accessible uniforms I might add.
Sometimes, its nice to see a familiar face.
It's Friday, what's a bored vampire to do? Let's go to the mall.
Perhaps a little light reading?
Followed by a light snack...
and some sunscreen...my skin gets a little sensitive sometimes
Well, it's Halloween, gotta get me some candy! But first, my little sis needs to become immortal, so she can annoy me for all time :)
Some might say that I'm a little too old to be trick-or-treating, but I say what's a couple hundred years if you have young blood flowing through your veins!
Happy Halloween!









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