Haiku for Yinz!

For all you Watsoners, an ode to thee. Divine my inspiration if thou art willing.

PC is his b**ch
Heart beats to African drums
Worships Kid's Penguins

Locks flow like Samson
A double-rainbowed Champion
Watson's brave last Hope

Irish ninja gnome
stealthy, sneaky, vigilant
clueless task master

Fiesty scheduler
smokes and swears like a trucker
but beloved by all

Keeper of the keys
Master of facilities
Health South conoisseur

Thinks herself awesome
Compensates for small stature
With generous heart

Queen of assistants
Patron Saint of lost interns
Heart of Yinz and gold

Mailman's wife and child
Master of stats and straight flush
Ghetto professor

Gleek and stats lover
Dances with Catholic guilt
Laughs at ODD

Deft hamster farmer
Christmas spirit incarnate
Cheerful improv queen

Sweet heart with sweet tooth
Runs to work and back for fun
Carolina bound

Relentless dancer
equally snarky and sweet
snorts and cries with glee