Haiku for You

I challenged myself to transform the people in my life into Haikus (not sure if that's the plural form). Since I know a lot of people I figured that I would categorize them neatly. Psych peeps, you're up! Read on to find out if you've been Haiku'd!

Curvaceous baker
Disciple of Kinsey's path
and winged genital

Champion of Eagles
Imprisoned not convicted
Oft glad, mad loser

California girl
Loves breakfast, hates winter's chill
A fragile beauty

A fierce lioness
But gentle with her school cubs
Big sis, loyal friend

Goddess from Greek Isle
Fiery, Intelligent
Graceful, falls for Man

Born of stringed muses
Wed to gentle outdoorsman
Hallow's eve temptress

Humble Officer
Zombie slayer, golf goddess
Heart friend, evermore

Gentle voice belies
Mother Confessor's steel will
Heart beats for one love

Hero, honor bound
wields Magic and CBT
Loves one, eternal.

Let me know if I've missed you. I can always add on.