Haiku for you too, eh?

The last of my haiku series. For all my friends who have some connection to the T. There are a lot of you and I'm not sure if I got everyone. Please do let me know if I missed you and I will rectify with utmost haste.

Fifthsoul's sole member
pursues miserly delights
with female soul mate

Oft injured, n'er bowed
Loved by all, promised to one
Winged goddess' son

Procurer of snacks
job is occupational
mocks lover with love

Queen of royal chair
Balances books, gems, sashes
Jill of many trades

Reluctant doctor
Hopeless thinker, romantic
Friend in every sense

Lawyer to his core
El Bulli's fond disciple
White diversity

Gluttony's true heir
Brutally honest ally,
and Judges' Dread

Utterly Dobreved
Follows men of Ashe, Camp Nou
Boldly goes, never gone

Master of all games
An enigma to many
lone wolf with large pack

Fan that earned his Spurs
Asian fever roils within
Jewish, not kosher

Linguist, traveller
constant collector of friends
downtrodden's heroine

Loves Spanish wedgies
Works with stirrups everyday
doesn't ride horses

Unshakable faith
sings of weddings and scarecrow
seeks spotlight's embrace

Named with perfection
Accounts for Dong and Rupee
Maple Leafs'd forever

Future diplomat
Indiscriminate film buff
Patriot in love

Cheerful, cherub-like
deftly wields rolling pin, oar
dances uniquely

True Leaf in shark tank
Engaged to Chinese lover
Works in the Matrix